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Troy is for the straight girls who like x reader, while TSOA is for the straight girls who prefer yaoi fics of canon characters.
#and we are all valid#briseis is so x reader coded in troy#and with my limited knowledge of tsoa i feel patroclus has the ' love interest in a fic of the fandom's popular gay ship' vibe#i personally see both adaptations as two opposite sides of the same coin#and never understood the beef
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Is it bad I came across this and one of my first thoughts was "you and Relvin Temult"???
anon why are you bullying me 😭
#i laughed tho and also you're not wrong#WAIT finally a moment to formally state my top relvin pet peeve is when people make him a brunet#he's BLOND let him be BLOND#real talk i've never understood why people have beef with blond men and i'm not sure i want to ask#anyway thanks for the laugh anon#asks#anon
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btw; I need to genuinely work on a carrd along with updating this place. I am not affiliated with any of the rpcs I'm in, especially bleach, I tend to just do my little thing && write. If you act weird with me, I'll just block, that's it. this is really my do as you feel, have fun, blog though it never means you can cross my boundaries when it comes to my own comfortability on the dash.
#// I don't compete in competitive nature nor dupe competition#// everything I write is usually divergent while prefering to just vibe#// this post is I'm over here cooking content that's it#OUT.*#// I never understood acting that way it's a one sided beef so you do you#// but I do not partake in bad behavior
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I have a feeling, IF Gojo actually survives this and IF he loses his six eyes ability as some have theorized, we’re going to find out the answer to:
“Are you Gojo Satoru because you’re the strongest or are you the strongest because you’re Gojo Satoru?”
I’m not sure where Gege is going with JJK at this point, so I don’t know what purpose that would serve given everything that’s happened, however, I can’t lie and say that I am absolutely not looking forward to it being the latter (You are the strongest because you are Gojo.) which I wholeheartedly believe is the answer to that.
#meaning that it wasn’t the techniques that made him strong#he made the techniques strong#Gege I have some major beef with you right now#but if we do end up finding the answer to that I will concede to your mad geniuses#I never knew or understood why Geto said that until just now#I was like “what a stupid thing to say when you’re breaking up with me - hater”#but now I see there might have been more to that#because we’ve seen Gojo is highly intelligent and creative capabale of performing feats like no other#he can’t do that just because he inherited the technique#didn’t Kenjaku kill the last six eyes user#the man absolutely makes the ability in this case#which we can parallel with Kenjaku’s use of Geto’s body#Geto didn’t know how potential. he was special grade for a reason but didn’t know he could inherit techniques#Kenjaku did. he brought that out.#that damn toji. Geto. why did you have to go#but thank you Geto for asking this question#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#jjk Gojo#gojo satoru#geto suguru#satosugu#kenjaku#jjk kenjaku#spoilers#spoiler#jjk spoilers#also. where tf is Kenny? no way Sukuna is the big bad guy
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i would give almost anything to see the final battle of taz graduation adapted for the screen
#the part where they keep swapping physical appearances with each other and the actors and then they’re actual dnd minis and then#like realistically taz would be animated so ig the part where they’re animated could be live action#every day i get so sad that the actual taz show is in production hell#i want one so badly#and i also feel like other arcs besides balance deserve love#i also will die on the hill that amnesty is way better suited for graphic novels than balance. but they were doing those before amnesty#legit have never rly understood people’s beef with travis and graduation. plots a little messy but i like it#mine#taz
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So you have mentioned long ago that btses and strays are similar and I was curious how? I see it in their um interesting fandoms. But I can also see similarities with blokb kinda.
well.
rapper leader that supposedly had a hand in choosing members
three rapper unit
marketed as a 'self produced' group
self love + positive reinforcement branding
weekly recurring lives/shows on vlive
huge emphasis on intl audiences to the point where there's not a lot of domestic regard
extremely poorly behaved fanbase of mostly intl fans
vocalists that can't pass muster
overrated dancer
underrated dancer that gets shafted constantly
steep increase in production budget that does nothing visually other than show off how much money the company has
#which group am i talking about? :)#kpop questions#875#skz w#i was wondering if anyone was gonna pick up on that bc this is gonna be a veryyyyyyyyyy unpopular opinion lmao#but jype and skz are quite literally using the exact same playbook and blueprint...................sorry#a lot of kpoppies and armies specifically have beef with atz and think theyre trying to be the next bts for some fucking reason#that ive never understood bc atz has NEVER been billed as a self produced group. nor are they a hiphop led group either#but they say that anyways while ignoring the fact that aside from some genre bits skz is following the EXACT same steps.#the only way they would have one upped bts is if they had actually kept all nine members bc then they would have an actually good vocalist#this isnt about music btw this is specifically about the formation and function of the groups and their branding#the music is obvs very different that's not where this angle is. music doesnt matter to kpoppies anyways#text#answers#idk. it could be a very specific coincidence like the got7/superm thing#but jype is always a little behind on trends and they're always copying so i'm leaning towards intentional#anyways. i'm ready for the unfollows and my cancellation era slkdfjsldkfj#this is maybe one of the few opinions that i do think ppl might get mad at me for real for
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the quest for claudia's birthday takes me to strange and unknown places
#sriracha.txt#the original way i understood the timeline allowed for a much Slower building of events#there were originally 5 years after claudia's death + 7 years of agu living in hiding after cesare's death#but if she dies at 12 that means a whole 12 years has passed. so she'd be 24 in the modern day.. roughly wyll's age#it simply couldn't work.. wyll is Older. he's like the super cool cousin she orbited around at social gatherings until he disappeared#and then. well </3#i don't know if the satie-gortie-augie hellabonanza trip will stick but i think the accelerated timeline Will#because now it's 3 years between claudia's death and the start of the game. which imo makes more sense.. the grief and longing agu would#feel for his departed daughter would be MUCH stronger in that time frame + thus make him easier to manipulate via the dream guardian#i never thought about it being a 12 year gap before but now that i do.. idk i think he would simply live w the grief and be immediately#suspicious of the emperor instead ykwim#this is fun as well bc WHAT effect does this have on the agu-ketheric beef... before it was him being pissed that ketheric wrought so much#suffering because he lost isobel. but now??#unsure. HOWEVER it's funny that he gets ketheric's netherstone on account of ALSO being a father who does some Higher Being's bidding with#the promise of getting their daughter back. and it ends well for Neither of Them </3#bg3 spoilers
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LO//RE OLYM//PUS FINALLY ENDING
THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED
#( ooc. )#wrong blog for this post but i have beef with that shit i never understood how it was popular LMAO#like as someone who is hellenic pagan 🫠🫠🫠 NO
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these are the games that made me who i am istfg
#the beef i have with forever diamondz is actually unreal#IT NEVER UNDERSTOOD ME WHEN I TOLD THE DOG TO SIT DOWN 😭#2000s games#2010s#nostalgic#nintendo ds#gameboy advance#ps3
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looking at halloween related stuff means just getting beat over the head by fucking nightmare before christmas merch. please..... I need actual halloween content my children are starving
#shut up about fucking nightmare before christmas it's not even good grrrrr#it's ugly and i never understood why everyone seems to love it so much. also i have personal beef with tim burton#rayrambles
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you know what actually f it I’m gonna reread the all for the game series
#all for the game#literally never understood wtf exy even was#what beef did a whole bunch of 20 year olds on a sports team have with the yakuza 😩😭#everything about that book was random I feel like but jesuschrist it made me the person I am today😩😩
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say what you will about trump but hamas calling an end to the war not even a day after being elected is the greatest news we've had all year....
#wish he would condemn the racists but unfortunately idiots make up most of the country. he knows this and exploits it.#esp when men as a whole are going through an identity crisis trying to find a footing in a new world where man doesnt mean the same thing#it did. we are at the awkward in-between stages trying to redefine what a man is besides having a penis now that trans people shook it up#while at the same time dealing with toxic masculinity from the older generations. who more often than not were not good people#so it seems theres no good role models trump knows this and says all the pretty words. i honestly feel bad for men rn.#i never understood the beef yall had w the lgbtq. but the lgbtq doesn't threaten everything i am either bc i don't base my identity around#having a pussy. we all have masculine and feminine energies inside us. yin and yang. self mastery is the only way society can progress.#that may sound nonbinary of me. do not misunderstand me. i love being a woman. i don't wanna be anything else#but our men are going through things we cannot understand. so just. grant them some grace. its a weird time#keep in mind you are a soul not your body. one day it won't be yours anymore
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Yall I CANNOT be caught beefing w a sixteen yr old save me
#I’ll beef w the 20+ ones instead#so jumpscared by the fact she was sixteen the first time i found out#genuinely could’ve sworn she was 21+#dora daily#anyways a tad unrelated but whenever some1 says they find dimples attractive I’m like NFOPESLSLSPEMD#HAHA#cause like 👀👀👀 YOU DO ?! Never understood why ppl like it to be completely honest#Is it meant to be like cute ? it’s not rlly cute to me but hey if the shoe fits LMAO#God ;;; screw dimples I need to lie down I’m actually so tired yet I did nothing today even tho I have an exam soon erm#and I skipped class today in favour of studying but I genuinely cannot#save me#oh my god
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Slowpoke Tails - Shed vs Chopped
Okay, so there's something of a discrepancy between how Slowpoke tails are treated by the Pokémon franchise. Initially, it was understood that these are a tasty, unethical luxury item, starting in Gold/Silver/Crystal and mirrored in Heartgold/Soulsilver:
The whole plot here is that Team Rocket has taken the Slowpoke in the Azalea Slowpoke Well and chopped their tails off to sell on the black market. These run for a whopping 1,000,000 PD a pop ($10k in USD).
But then, in later generations, it's said that Slowpoke tails fall off naturally. In fact, they're a crucial part of both Alolan AND Galarian cuisine:
The curry ingredient even sells for a measly 2,200 PD ($22 USD).
So what gives? Why is it a Million-Poké black market item when you can get a package off your local hiker?
Easy. Sweetness.
Slowpoke use their tails to fish for food. Typically, they do this by dipping their tails into the water, then letting the current catch the sweet sap they give off and bring it to hungry Water-types.
When a Slowpoke sheds its tail, it's because the tail's ability to generate sap has dried up. It's no longer useful as fishing bait, so the Slowpoke has to either get rid of the tail, or starve.
Shed Slowpoke tails, the ones commonly available for cooking, aren't sweet in the slightest—they're more like heavily-marbled tuna steaks, somewhere between beef and fish with a lot of fat dripping from them, and a rich umami flavor.
Chopped Slowpoke tails, the kind you find on the black market, are a completely different experience. The meat is more tender, the flavor a lot more delicate, with a sweetness permeating it that's a lot like the honey glaze on a ham.
Naturally, chopped Slowpoke tail then becomes a novel experience. Because you have to take it from a Slowpoke, you can't just find it lying around.
So why, then, is it illegal enough for Rocket to move in on? Why is Slowpoke farming or hunting for those sweet tails not a thing? They still grow them back afterwards, so what's the deal?
The problem with chopping a Slowpoke's tail off is that, even though it regenerates, its body wasn't ready to do so. This can cause a whole lot of complications for the poor thing.
A tail doesn't regenerate from nothing, for starters: every time you cut a tail off unexpectedly, the Slowpoke's body rushes to make a replacement, using up its body's fat reserves. This causes VERY rapid and dangerous weight loss, and a frankly ridiculous amount of stress.
Incorrect cuts can cause deformities, like a tail growing back too short, not being able to make enough sweetness to bait fish Pokémon, or even Espeon-tail syndrome, where the tail splits into two at the end.
And, perhaps most egregiously of all, a cut too high might mean the Slowpoke never regrows its tail at all. If you cut into anything that's not specifically tail tissue, the body will begin the scarring process over the wound, removing the Pokémon's ability to fish and evolve. And while it can learn to survive by fishing manually, like its evolutionary counterpart is required to, oftentimes, Slowpoke will just sit by the water and starve, not realizing that they aren't getting a bite because there's just nothing to bite.
In short: Shed = ethical, chopped = unethical, possibly lethal.
Slowpoke responsibly, guys.
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as a dnd player and bard main I never understood how someone could take physical damage from words, but looking at the kendrick lamar/drake beef, i would be surprised if drake didn't physically keel over the second "meet the grahams" dropped, and was long dead before "not like us"
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51 ✨ for carmy 🐻
𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩 𝐀𝐭 𝐀 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 ♡
Thank you for the request, anon! I hope you like it 💕
Carmen Berzatto x reader || Carmy playlist || Main masterlist
51: “I can’t live without you.”
The strain of Carmy's new responsibilities at The Beef has taken a toll on your relationship, leaving you worried and questioning your place in his life. And you're scared, but not for the reason Carmy thinks.
Angst (with a happy ending). Hurt/comfort. Mention of what happened to Michael.
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You stand in the dimly lit hallway of your apartment, anxiously tapping your foot against the worn floorboards. It’s late, much later than Carmen had told you he would be home. The clock on the wall mocks you with its ticking, each second feeling like an eternity.
Your relationship with Carmen has been strained lately, the weight of his responsibilities after taking over The Beef after Micheal’s death has taken a toll on both of you.
You and Carmen had met in New York, about two years ago, when he had moved into the apartment next to yours. You had not looked for a relationship and neither had Carmen, but it was like fate had kept pushing the two of you together.
It had just started out with a few chance encounters in the hallway or at the local grocery store, with him stumbling slightly over his words as he asked you about your day or offered to carry your groceries.
But it had been a power outage which had left the whole building in darkness that really had brought you together. You had fumbled your way out in the hallway to figure out if it was just your apartment that had lost power or if it was the whole building. And that’s when you had bumped into Carmen, literally. His strong arms had wrapped around you instinctually, preventing you from falling on your ass.
You had candles in your apartment, unlike Carmen so you had invited him in to share the light and wait for the power to be restored. As the hours passed, you two ended up talking and getting to know each other better. It was a simple yet intimate evening, and from that moment on, you felt a connection that you couldn’t ignore and a sweet friendship had blossomed between you.
He didn’t have much time off, literally working at one of the best restaurants in the world, but the moments you did spend together were cherished, and it hadn’t taken long before your connection had grown even stronger, evolving into something more than just friendship and eventually blossoming into a real and deep relationship.
You had not hesitated to say yes to move back to Chicago with him after his brother had passed away.
You never got to meet Michael, Carmen didn’t really speak to him through all the time you dated, you've never fully understood what had happened between them, but you have a feeling that Carmen didn't really knew it either, and he has never really liked talking about his family in general, but you do know that he loved Michael a lot.
You had tried to convince him to go to the funeral, telling him that you would be there for him, but he had kept shooting the idea down. He kept excusing it by saying that he couldn’t, his contract at the French Laundromat hadn’t expired yet, and despite that being true, you had a feeling that going to the funeral would make the loss of his brother feel all the more real, and that was something he wasn’t ready for.
You also had the feeling that he didn’t want to see his mother, at least not in that setting, so you had just decided that you would let him grieve in his own way, and just be there for him in whatever way he needed you to.
It had been the same you had done with his job after all.
You know that he had loved his job in New York, in his own fucked up way. It was a messed up, down right toxic, work environment, and it had hurt to see him come home every night, tired to the bone, both physically and emotionally drained, yet he kept doing it. His ineffable love for the culinary arts that just couldn’t be extinguished kept him going. It is just after you moved to Chicago a month ago that he told you that he would throw up every morning before work.
It crushed you to hear that Carmen was suffering silently, but you understood why he continued to push through. The restaurant industry was demanding and competitive, and Carmen was determined to prove himself. You had hoped that the move to Chicago would bring some relief, a fresh start away from the toxicity of his previous job. However, the weight of his responsibilities at The Beef seemed to have only deepened the strain on your relationship.
You love him, and you want to be there for him, no matter what. But the constant absence and distance have started to make you question where you stand in his life. But most of all you’re just sad that he is sad, or really it's more that you're sad that he is in a situation that should make him sad, it's like he doesn’t even really allow himself to be sad, and that really hurts to watch.
You try to push away those negative thoughts, you try yo remind yourself that Carmen is just going through a difficult time, but that just makes the worried feeling in the pit of your stomach feel even heavier.
As the front door finally creaks open, your heart skips a beat. Carmen steps inside, his weary eyes meeting yours. The exhaustion etched on his face is painfully evident, and your worry intensifies, yet you're just so happy to see him. As he slides off his jacket his white t-shirt comes into view, it’s stained with sauces and his hands bear the marks of countless hours spent in the kitchen, but it’s the weariness in his eyes that tears at your heart.
“Hey,” he mumbles, his voice hoarse from lack of rest. “Why are you still up?
You muster a small smile, trying to hide your concern. “I couldn’t sleep,” you admit softly, stepping closer to him. “I was worried about you. You said you’d be home earlier.”
Carmen sighs heavily, running a hand through his unruly hair. “I know, I’m sorry, it was just... things got really busy tonight.”
You nod, biting your lip to hold back the words that threaten to spill out. You want to scream at him, not from a place of anger, but frustration, to make him understand that his health is more important than any sandwich on the menu. But you also know that he pours everything he got into the restaurant.
“I’m just worried about you, Carmy,” you finally manage to say, your voice tinged with both frustration and concern. “You work yourself to the bone, and it’s taking a toll on you. I can’t bear to see you like this.”
He sighs, his shoulders slumping in defeat. “I know, but there is not much I can do about it, okay. I’m sorry for putting you through this. But I can’t just abandon the restaurant. If I don’t fix it Jimmy’s gonna sell it and turn it into a fucking Applebee’s.”
Tears well up in your eyes as you take a step closer to him. “I get that, Carm. I do. But you need to take care of yourself too. It hurts seeing you like this.”
Carmen looks at you, his tired eyes searching your face. There’s a mix of frustration and resignation in his gaze, as if he knows you’re right but doesn’t know how to change the situation. The weight of his responsibilities seems to visibly crush him, and it breaks your heart.
“I know, I know,” Carmen says, his voice tinged with defeat. “But it’s not that simple. The Beef is struggling, and I need to turn it around. I can’t just walk away.”
Your frustration builds, and you can’t help but argue back. “I understand that, Carmy, but you also can’t sacrifice your well-being for the sake of this restaurant. There has to be a way to find a balance, to take care of yourself too.”
“I know I need to take care of myself, and I don’t want to keep putting you through this,” his voice taking on a more frustrating tone, he isn’t yelling, but there’s an edge to it. “But I just... I don’t know how to do that right now, okay”
The tone of his voice makes you pause for a moment, he has never talked to you like that before and you can’t help but slightly flinch. You know that he is just frustrated but it still makes you feel a deep pang of hurt. It’s not that you’re scared or anything, you know that he would never ever hurt you, you’re just sad that it has come to this.
But seeing you flinch clearly affects Carmen, his frustrated expression softening, turning into an expression of guilt and regret instead.
You swallow the lump in your throat and take a deep breath, trying to regain your composure before saying what you need to say. “I love you, Carmen, and I want you to be happy. But I can’t stand by and watch you destroy yourself in the process.” you’re taking a deep breath before continuing, “you’re scaring me.”
Carmen’s gaze meets yours, the expression in his eyes breaking your heart. “I never wanted to scare you. And I-I would never hurt you.”
This makes your heart break even more, yes you had flinched at his tone of voice, but not because you in any way had thought he would physically hurt you, never. The thing you’re scared of is that he’ll end up hurting himself…
You reach out to take Carmen’s hand, wanting to assure him that you understand his intentions, but also wanting to convey the depth of your concern.
“I’m not scared you’ll hurt me, Carm. I know you’d never do that. I’m scared you’ll hurt yourself.” Tears are now streaming down your cheeks, your voice trembling as you’re about to unveil your biggest fear in all of this. “I just don’t want you to end up like Micheal, okay… I was scared that the reason you didn’t come home was because you had blown your brains out on a bridge somewhere.”
Carmen’s eyes widen at your words, a mixture of shock and pain flashing across his face.
He reaches out to gently wipe away your tears, his touch warm and comforting. “I’m not going to end up like Michael,” he whispers, his voice filled with a mixture of determination and vulnerability. “I promise you, I could never do that to you.”
You hold onto his hand tightly, desperately seeking reassurance. “But Carmy, you’re pushing yourself so hard. You’re not taking care of yourself, and it scares me. I don’t want to lose you. I can’t live without you.”
He pulls you into a tight embrace, holding you as if he never wants to let go. “You don’t have to, I promise you.” His voice cracks with emotion, and you can feel his tears dampening your shoulder.
You hold onto him just as tightly, your heart breaking for the pain he’s been carrying alone and you’re just so happy that he is finally letting himself cry.
Carmen pulls away slightly to look into your eyes, his expression a mix of gratitude and determination. “I don’t deserve you, but I’m so grateful to have you by my side.”
You smile through your tears, relieved to see him opening up and acknowledging the need for change. “We’ll figure it out together. We’ll find a way to make things work.”
“Yeah, we will,” he nods, before continuing. “I… I actually started going to Al-Anon, I go three times a week.”
You’re taken aback by Carmen’s revelation, but also immensely proud of him for taking this step. You gently squeeze his hand, your love for him growing with each passing moment. “That’s amazing, Carm,” you say softly. “For how long?”
“I started going two weeks ago, I don’t know why I didn’t say anything earlier,” he admits, a hint of shame in his voice. “I guess I just needed to take it in my own tempo.”
You shake your head, wiping away your remaining tears. “It’s okay, Carm, I’m just so glad you’re looking out for yourself.”
Carmen takes a deep breath, his gaze filled with renewed determination. “I really don’t deserve you, thank you for not giving up on me, even when I pushed you away. I love you so much, and I promise I’ll find a way to make this work.”
You lean in and press a gentle kiss to his lips, feeling a sense of hope and unity. “I love you too, Carmy. And yeah, we’ll face this together, one step at a time.”
Thank you for reading! ♡ this is my first time writing for Carmy and I had such a blast writing for him, but I also was a little intimidated by this piece, so please let me know what you thought ♡
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